that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
“Is it your father’s new whore wife?”
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
"Does this uncle touch the little boys in the pool on the sly?"
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
This fucking wild, b. He ain’t have to do her like that.Yooooooo
"you can keep it"
Next time it’ll be skin flavor bitch
i died when i saw this. lmao
I know it’s Scared Straight and everything but not. my. child.